SPANKSGIVING 2020 in the Coronapocalypse

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

 

It’s Our Duty to Spank Booty on Spanksgiving!

Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners: On Thanksgiving, let us give thanks. And on Spanksgiving, let us give spanks. Let us spank away the hate, greed and fear that divide us. And let us practice the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure… with a little spanking.

Consenting adults only. Don’t spank kids. They can’t consent, and spanking kids teaches them that violence is the answer to problems. Spanking consenting adults is a very different story, and it often has a happy ending!

Historically speaking, SPANKSgiving is more reality-based than THANKSgiving. Mostly likely the traditional tale of peaceable Pilgrims sharing a friendly feast with the local native Wampanoag tribe is a big historic hoax. However, Pilgrim Fathers (and some of the Mothers) were very much into spanking, whipping, humiliation, putting transgressors into stocks and public disgrace, often for sexual “sins.” Of course, most of this was nonconsensual—which makes it all pretty awful. In any case, their own records show those Puritanical Pilgrims were into some kinky corporeal punishments, laying the historic groundwork for Spanksgiving!

Usually we celebrate a Very Slappy Spanksgiving in Bonoboville with a big spanking orgy, but in the Coronapocalypse, we have to scale it down—way down—to the point that I’m spanking myself! Talk about “Spanking the Monkey”… Season’s Beatings!

I also physical-distance flog Mariah, my lovely new associate producer, and I OTK (Over the Knee) spank Stormy, my favorite blow-up doll, all dressed up for the holiday in Yale panties and a spanking skirt.

Between spankings, we enjoy a great Bedside Chat with our special guest, bright, beautiful and very colorful Alice Bangz, SHSU student, sex worker, Sisters Against Assault (SAA) activist, striptease artist and fan of consensual adult spanking.

Spanking is too good for the Trumpkin, who’s so conceited he still won’t concede as of this live broadcast, so it’s Smashing Trumpkins Voodoo time again; the next day, he authorizes the transition, proving My Voodoo works!

The end of the show features a Spanksgiving 2018 bonus clip of me OTK-spanking Juici May until she squirts (it’s Holy Water!) all over my lap, but we can’t show you that on YouTube. To see this whole show uncensored and free, go to http://drsusanblock.com/spanksgiving-2020

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