2020-12-21 (New Shit of the World Edition)

Hello one and all, and welcome to the New Shit of the World Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! You ought to know the drill by now. These are all new tracks that I discovered just this past weekend, with an exception or two in the mix. Couple things before I STFU:

1. Lucifena, my roommate and I discovered her at the same time because we saw her on a compilation video of rejected American Idol auditions. No idea why we happened to be watching that, but holy Christ, some of those were phenomenally hilarious and/or cringeworthy. I’m blanking on the name she gave to them right now, but she came out saying she was going to sing an Adele song, and then just launched into her screamo style and the pitiful fuckin’ judges didn’t know what the fuck to do. I’m pretty sure she was trolling them, ‘cause she left giving them the finger before she was even asked to leave. I respect the fuck out of that, ‘cause fuck American Idol, fuck the judges, fuck the audience, fuck everyone who voted in that so-called competition, fuck the commoditization and homogenization of music that gives rise to the imbecilic ersatz, the pop stars, processed and polished to be as palatable as possible to the profit margins, and the basic-ass bitches who mindlessly and merely use music to fill the silence eerily reminiscent of the vacancy in their own pathetic fucking heads. Anyway, yeah, my roommate thinks her shit is trash, but I think it’s pretty fuckin’ sweet, so I included her.

2. The Erra track, “House of Glass,” has got some heavy Tool vibes in the riffs. Let me know if you agree, let me know if you like having your genitals fondled, let me know if you like eating cookies, let me know if you like eating genitals and fondling cookies. Just let me know, ya know? You know.

3. Einstürzende Neubauten is one of my all-time favorite groups. Might even make an all-star edition for Blixa Bargeld at some point, and no one will listen to it except me ‘cause I’m a weirdo freak moron lunatic. Y’all know how I do. Anyway, they put out a new single, and it’s been entirely too long since I put any of their tracks on the podcast, so there ya go.

4. Shout out to my friend Al who introduced me to the Adriano Celentano jam. It’s gibberish from start to finish, and it’s groovy as fuck. Apparently, the dude was trying to imitate the general cadences and syntax of the English language despite not speaking English at all, and it actually worked pretty well in my opinion. 

5. Shout out to my friend Nikki who introduced me to the Roadrunner United track called The Rich Man which features Corey Taylor on vocals. Awesome performance and lyrics, as one might expect from CMFT if one might be a fan. If one might not be, fuck one.

6. Shout out to my friend Shy who introduced me to, “Sticky,” by Grove. Fuckin’ fire right there, so keep your ears peeled. She’s one of very few people who have consistently made an effort to share music with me over the years, and I love her for it. Consistent efforts or not, though, I love the fuck out of every attempt to share music with me, even if it leaves me cold. I love that I was thought of even for a second, especially if some song or another brought me to mind and spurred you on to share it with me. That whole process is fuckin’ beautiful, and I love the fuck, shit and piss out of everyone who’s shared stuff with me over the years, even if only for the attempt.

7. The Doll.ia track is one I found through a Belle Delphine video affectionately titled, “EAT MY ASS.” I find her amusing, adorably trashy, and even attractive in the same way I’d consider a cartoon character attractive. She’s not for everyone, but some of the music she listens to is interesting, so there ya go.

8. The track called, “Little Warrior,” is one I just found recently when I made a playlist for an ex of mine. Little Warrior was a pet name I had for her, and it happens to be a great song, so I threw it on there.

9. The remixes of the Deftones tracks are from the recent White Pony remix album called Black Stallion, and while nothing will replace the originals, these versions are pretty fuckin’ awesome too. I respect the work of both Squarepusher and Mike Shinoda, as well. Probably not a huge overlap in that particular Venn diagram. Actually, there are a lot of awesome features, remixes and alternate versions in this one. Stonebank remixed an Infected Mushroom track, a piano version of a Catnapp jam, CASHFORGOLD featured on a Sidewalks and Skeletons track and vice versa (and both are fucktacular), an Extra Terra remix of an Algorithm track, an acoustic version of a David Guetta track, fuckin’ Tom DeLonge of blink-182 and Angels & Airwaves guesting on a hardstyle remix of an Illenium track, fuckin’ Jarren Benton rapping over an old-school Nirvana sample, that Darren Styles remix of the classic Au5 track, “Snowblind,” the Au5 remix of the classic Stonebank track, “Be Alright,” and the original version of Long Train Runnin’ by The Doobie Brothers, a fire-ass remix of which was featured on last week’s Bemaniac Edition. So much fucktacularity to look forward to in our near future.

10. There is no ten! Well, not in the context of this interminable list of pedantic, music nerd bullshit to which I’ve subjected y’all. All I’ve got to say at this point is that this podcast is full of fuckin’ fire, diametrically antithetical to the fire in the dumpster that has been this entire fuckin’ camel-cock-suckin’ year. Got a brand new digit on the calendar just ‘round the corner, though. Dare we have any hope for anything good to happen at all, ever, at any fuckin’ point? Doesn’t seem like too much to ask, no? Hey, at least we have this lil’ podcast rightcheeya.

All that done did and fuckin’ said… YOOOOOOJNEEEEEEE!

01 CASHFORGOLD - Queen (feat. Sidewalks and Skeletons) (from Queen) [00:03:54]

02 Doll.ia - Kawaii Kitchen! (from The Magical Prelude) [00:07:41]

03 SWARM - Fury (from Fury) [00:09:02]

04 ERIEL INDIGO - Renegades (feat. Kevn Blvk & KOIL) (from Renegades) [00:13:29]

05 Erra - House of Glass (from House of Glass) [00:17:07]

06 Boondox - Get It In (from Get It In) [00:21:27]

07 Infected Mushroom - Spitfire (Stonebank Remix) (from Spitfire (Stonebank Remix)) [00:24:09]

08 Adriano Celentano - Prisencolinensinainciusol (from Super Best) [00:27:36]

09 Lucifena - Luci In The Sky (from Intoxicated / Luci In The Sky) [00:31:22]

10 Aaron Spectre - Decrypt the Signals (from Extraterrestrial) [00:34:04]

11 Borgore - Sad B*tch (feat. Tima Dee) (from Sad B*tch) [00:37:58]

12 Camellia - ΩΩPARTS (from ΩΩPARTS) [00:40:50]

13 Einstürzende Neubauten - La Guillotine de Magritte (from La Guillotine de Magritte) [00:47:33]

14 Excision, Downlink - Robo Kitty (Dubscribe Remix) (from Robo Kitty (Dubscribe Remix)) [00:51:09]

15 The Doobie Brothers - Long Train Runnin' (Full Guitar Mix) (from Long Train Runnin’) [00:54:30]

16 Grove - Sticky (from Sticky) [01:00:00]

17 Big Legion - Shut Up (feat. Hurox & Kung Fu Vampire) (from Shut Up) [01:03:42]

18 Au5 - Snowblind (feat. Tasha Baxter) (Darren Styles Remix) (from Snowblind (Darren Styles Remix)) [01:07:43]

19 City Girl - Endless and Artificial (from Chroma Velocity) [01:10:57]

20 hs., Alex Shane, Justin Bjur - Little Warrior (from Magical Realism) [01:14:47]

21 Johnny Clyde, Dope, Coco Luv - Black Lives Matter (from Black Lives Matter) [01:18:16]

22 Stonebank - Be Alright (feat. EMEL) (Au5 Remix) (from Be Alright (Au5 Remix)) [01:23:05]

23 David Guetta - Let's Love (feat. Sia) (Acoustic) (from Let’s Love (feat. Sia) (Acoustic)) [01:27:42]

24 Jarren Benton - As You Are (from As You Are) [01:31:03]

25 Deftones - Passenger (Mike Shinoda Remix) (from White Pony (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition)) [01:33:44]

26 Ghostpoet - Bruised Fruit (from I Grow Tired But Dare Not Fall Asleep (Again)) [01:38:29]

27 Catnapp, Doxxed - Lengua (Piano Version) (from Lengua (Piano Version)) [01:43:41]

28 BT, Matt Fax, Nation Of One - Walk into the Water (from Walk into the Water) [01:45:51]

29 Pixel Terror, Protostar - Andromeda (from Andromeda) [01:50:45]

30 The Algorithm - Fragmentation (Extra Terra Remix) (from Compiler Optimization Techniques) [01:54:04]

31 M-Project - Maximum Bass (from Tokyo Gabbers) [01:58:38]

32 Roadrunner United - The Rich Man (feat. Corey Taylor) (from The All Star Sessions) [02:03:11]

33 Omnia - Massive (from Massive) [02:09:55]

34 Eminem - Gnat (from Music To Be Murdered By - Side B (Deluxe Edition)) [02:13:05]

35 Cliff Martinez - I Drive (Waveshaper Remix) (from I Drive (Waveshaper Remix) [The Rise of the Synths Presents]) [02:16:45]

36 Kotori, DDD - Everest (from Everest) [02:19:47]

37 Digitalism - Stuck? (from Stuck?) [02:23:43]

38 Nine - Whutcha Want? (from Nine Livez) [02:26:02]

39 The Algorithm - floating point (Void Chapter Remix) (from floating point (Void Chapter Remix)) [02:30:34]

40 Oh! the Horror - Halloween 365 (from Halloween 365) [02:34:38]

41 Kayzo, Delta Heavy - Tormenta (from Tormenta) [02:37:56]

42 monomer - Boulevard (from Eternalist: A Telefuture Compilation) [02:41:12]

43 Nitro Fun - Cheat Codes (from Cheat Codes) [02:45:12]

44 Worm is Green - These Eyes (from Loops, Cuts & Lost Clues, Vol. 4) [02:48:43]

45 FERR - And Then You Came (feat. Maria Marcus) (from As Above So Below (Deluxe Version)) [02:52:16]

46 Illenium - Paper Thin (feat. Tom DeLonge) (Headhunterz Remix) (from Paper Thin (Headhunterz Remix)) [02:56:53]

47 Eivør - Only Love (Live at Nordic House, 2020) (from Only Love) [03:00:56]

48 Sidewalks and Skeletons - Eternal Rest (feat. CASHFORGOLD) (from Eternal Rest) [03:04:56]

49 Craig Connelly - Time Machine (feat. Tara Louise) (Paul Denton Remix) (from Time Machine (Paul Denton Remix)) [03:09:16]

50 Keeno - I Live, I Learn (feat. Fæ Vie) (from I Live, I Learn) [03:13:24]

51 Deftones - Pink Maggit (Squarepusher Remix) (from White Pony (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition)) [03:18:11]