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Beastiality Bus pulled over in PA. You can't sell human poo without FDA approval.
2024-06-26
Poop protest in the Paris river postponed. Flat Earthers get a new reality show.
2024-06-25
Man had sex with a train seat. Hong Kong demands citizens smile more to attract more tourists.
2024-06-24
Florida lady shot roommate for being messy. Playground stolen from Florida school for Autistic children.
2024-06-21
Man's genitals removed by enemy while asleep. Anti-Woke water is a hit for conservatives.
2024-06-20
New SexBots powered AI to hit shelves. Come back to the office and get your own desk!
2024-06-19
Police conduct mock shooting for students who now need therapy. Elephants know each others' names cuz they smart.
2024-06-18
Crocodile ate their dogs, so they ate him. Hire a driver that can also shoot your enemies.
2024-06-17
Floridaman sneezes and his colon falls out at the diner. Man thinks all of Florida is a nude beach.
2024-06-14
Man broke into home to perform exorcism on former co-worker. Hospital puts "famous" singer in a straight-jacket.
2024-06-13
Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy. German town votes to have all pigeons killed.
2024-06-12
Jesus had an erection when he dies, says priest. Flying venomous spiders heading to the Northeast.
2024-06-11
Books about farts and butts are back in Texas libraries. Lady suffers from Sleep Shopping disorder.
2024-06-10
Florida woman called police on herself during a carjacking. Floridaman caught pushing stolen Coke machine down street.
2024-06-07
Porn takes over Amazon tribe after they finally get internet. Scientists wanna know what time it is on the moon.
2024-06-06
Straight men get free beer at bar's Heterosexual Awareness event. Flavor Flav orders entire Red Lobster menu in effort to save company.
2024-06-05
You will soon be able to grow new teeth. Your orange juice is about to have zero oranges.
2024-06-04
Town bans sex dolls and genital costumes for parties. Teacher holds mock slave auction in class.
2024-06-03
Shirtless Floridaman robbing Wendy's with finger guns blazin. Florida couple makes 4pm love on the pier.
2024-05-31
Cash for vasectomy reversals to help declining birth rates. Violent street performer disputes in Mexico.
2024-05-30
